Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.Mexican Bandit
Jay: Hey, lawdog.
Whillenholly: Aww, Fuck Meeeee!
Jay: See you in hell, cocksmoker!
Indecisive Video Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good... are either one of these any good?... Sir?
Randal Graves: What?
Indecisive Video Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves: I don't watch movies.
This lone gunslinger act is unnecessary... you don't have to do this alone!Col. James 'Rhodey' Rhodes
[the War Machine rises from a platform]
Computers are a bitch!Luther Stickell
[to Kirk] What does it mean, "exact change"?Spock
Larry Liddle: Does the Congressman only hire beautiful women?
Charlie's Angel #2: As the Congressman says, "you can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits."
Peter Parker: [eating meat loaf from the fridge exhausted] This beats all of the meat loafs.
May Parker: Something is very wrong.
Ben Parker: Yeah. Nobody likes your meat loaf.
[singing] Jimmy want a rib! Jimmy want a steak! Jimmy want piece of yo chocolate cake!James 'Thunder' Early
Is my roommate a dick?Charles
Texas Jack: You ever seen somethin' like that before?
Turkey Creek Jack Johnson: Hell, I never even heard of something like that.
I'll change; I'll change. I've learned that I have the strength to change.Michael Corleone