Don't jive me, man.Ray Charles
Jane: How could you do something so vicious
Vincent Ludwig: It was easy my dear. You forget I spent two years as a building contractor.
I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.Tony Montana
I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.Maury Ballstein
Be mindful of your thoughts Anakin. They'll betray you.Obi-Wan
Sergeant Taggart: [after Axel has just offered him a hotel robe] Nah, that's alright. You keep it as a souvenir.
Axel Foley: I already have three of 'em in my bag.
Mack: You should be taking a dirt nap after that ragdoll today.
Johnny Blaze: I got lucky.
Mack: I've got a dog named Lucky - he's got one eye and no nuts. Lucky don't cover it JB. You got an angel looking after you.
Johnny Blaze: Maybe it's something else.
Jane Spencer: Now I know why Ed's been calling every half hour. You've been back on a case, haven't you?
Frank Drebin: No, no, I swear, it's another woman.
Jane Spencer: In your wildest dreams.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.Darth Vader
Banky: God, I'm so embarrassed.
Hooper: You should be. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again.
Dan: I hate that I'm hurting you.
Alice: Then why are you?
Jeremy Grey: How many times you gonna do this bullshit? Rule #32: never commit to a relative unless you're absolutely positive they have a pulse.
John Beckwith: Rule #16: give me an up-to-date family tree, that was your mistake, you just made me look like an idiot.
Jeremy Grey: Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!