Some corn stalks were broken and I tried to fix them.

Ishmael

His internal organs are completely solid.

Reed Richards

D'Artangnan, motherfucker!

Django

Helius: It'll be nice to be back home. A fisherman doesn't sound so bad...
Perseus: There's no going home for us.

She's still human. The Volturi don't give second chances.

Jane

Patrick Kenzie: So what kind of name is Bressant?
Detective Remy Bressant: It's the kind they give you in Lousiana.
Patrick Kenzie: Oh yeah? Thought you were from here.
Detective Remy Bressant: Well, it all depends on how you look at it. I mean, you might think that you're more from here than me, for example. But I've been living here longer than you been alive. So who's right?
Patrick Kenzie: I'll mull it over.

Agent Frank Burton: Listen to me Nathan, were going to find you.
Nathan: Not if I find you first!

I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.

Chip Douglas

Disneyland? Fuck, man, this is better than Disneyland!

Lance

Did you drink and dial?

Jack

Bunny Lebowski: Blow on them.
The Dude: You want me to blow on your toes?
Bunny Lebowski: I can't blow that far.
The Dude: Are you sure he won't mind?
Bunny Lebowski: Ulli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.
The Dude: Ah. Must be exhausting.

Ted: So you're moving down to Miami?
Pat Healy: I accepted a job offer.
Ted: With who?
Pat Healy: With... uh... Rice-a-Roni.
Ted: Isn't that the San Francisco treat?
Pat Healy: It was. They're changing their image.

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