Stop looking at me. I don't like people looking at me like that.

Cole Sear

You have spilled my macchiato.

Jean Girard

Brody: What day is this?
Hooper: It's Wednesday... eh, it's Tuesday, I think.
Brody: Think the tide's with us?
Hooper: Keep kicking.
Brody: I used to hate the water...
Hooper: I can't imagine why.

Let's dance, douche bag!

Norah

Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it.

Walter

Alex Murphy: What kind of suit is this?
Dr. Dennett Norton: It's not a suit, it's you.
Alex Murphy: What the hell did you do to me?

Nobody knows this mall better than I do.

Paul Blart

Heywood: You really knocked the crap out of that one.
Willie Mays Hayes: Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this. [shows Heywood his black gloves] I bought a hundred of these. One for every base I'm gonna steal. Excuse me while I take my first step toward the Hall of Fame.
Heywood: My ass.

Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

Chip Douglas

Lewis: One man and a kid. You've got to be fucking joking. This all the rebels they put up?
Reese: I'm not liking it.
En-Joo: You're in the jungle, pussnuts. There's nothing to like

I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.

Russell Hammond

[on the phone while all the clocks chime at once]
Dr. Emmett Brown: Are those my clocks I hear?
Marty McFly: Yeah! Uh, it's 8 o'clock!
Dr. Emmett Brown: Perfect! My experiment worked! They're all exactly 25 minutes slow.
Marty McFly: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Doc... Are you telling me that it's 8:25?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Precisely.
Marty McFly: Damn! I'm late for school!
[hangs up, grabs his skateboard and rushes out]

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