Ray Pinker: Bud White, what brings you to the basement?
Bud White: I got a couple Nite Owl questions.
Ray Pinker: I don't know if you'd heard, but that case has been solved.
Bud White: Isn't there anything bothering you about it?
Ray Pinker: Yeah, the fact that you guys haven't carted all this shit away yet.

Abigail Chase: You can't *seriously* intend to run chemical tests on the Declaration of Independence... in the back of a moving van!
Riley Poole: We have a clean room environment all set up: EDS suits, a particulate air filtration system, the whole shebang.
Abigail Chase: Really?

Hold on. Just came out of the dry cleaners.
[he removes his jacket and fights the carjackers]

Frank Martin

Just like old times.

Dominic Toretto

Oh, boy... am I glad you talked me out of jumping.

Zeus

It's hell out there. Matthew's trapped with an evangelist from Minnesota.

Gareth

This floor is made for dancin', you can tell by the lights.

Dancin' Rick

Yeah, you like that! Baby got back, front, and side to side!

Three G's

Lt. Dixon Piper: "Now remember MacGruber. You gotta keep him on long enough to get a location."
MacGruber: "Don't worry, I've done this before. Now, listen to me you piece of... He hung up. Did you get it?"
Vicki St. Elmo: "No."
MacGruber: "Damn it! Is that thing working?!"

Evey Hammond: Is everything a joke to you, Gordon?
Gordon Deitrich: Only the things that matter.

Can't believe they're my blood. I.Q. of sloths and the manners of banshees. He's a mechanic, she's a homemaker. He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen, and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts. As for the tots, they're twits.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

runaway: You won, OK? This is just a *game!*
Clu: Not any more.
[kills the runaway]

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