When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces.


If you want the truth, Peter, come and get it!

Dr. Curt Connors

I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.


Never you mind, honey. Never you mind.

Ruth Popper

What is this, the high hat?

Johnny Caspar

Whatever you say, Big Poppa.

Lil Kim

James Bond: I think you made your point. Thank you for the demonstration.
Auric Goldfinger: Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last.

Don't shrug, imbecile. I'm blind. Save your body language for the bimbi.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

I'm 36 years old, I love my family, I love baseball and I'm about to become a farmer. But until I heard the voice, I'd never done a crazy thing in my whole life.

Ray Kinsella

I'll be like the Iron Chef of pounding Vag.


God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!


Gettin' to my knees. Prayin'. Lord in Heaven, sorry for all the bad shit I've done, all the people I've trampled on, I hope they forgive me, I won't do it again, that's for sure.


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