Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!

Joe Buck

We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun.

Morpheus

Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.

Nash

Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility. Dizzy was my friend. She was a soldier. But most important, she was a citizen of the Federation.

Johnny Rico

Snookie: I'm free Saturday night.
Chenille: Why, is your hand busy?

We're like an experiential Book-of-the-Month Club.

Jim Feingold

In 11 days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?

Kenny

E.B.: Is she seeing anyone?
Fred: No. She's single and she's looking for a rabbit.

Strap, God wants you on the floor.

Coach Norman Dale

Don't water the plants, they're plastic!

Gerry Fleck

Crash Davis: You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.
Skip: Nah.
Crash Davis: Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's dick in the bus leagues, is that it? Well, fuck this fucking game!
[pause]
Crash Davis: I quit, all right? I fucking quit.
[Crash exits the office and stands in the clubhouse for a minute before sticking his head back through the door]
Crash Davis: Who we play tomorrow?
Skip: Winston-Salem. Batting practice at 11:30.

Great country. Free cars.

Han Sing

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