Reporter: Do you often see your father?
Paul: No, actually, we're just good friends.
Count Dooku: That was brave, boy, but foolish. I would have thought you'd have learned your lesson.
Anakin: I'm a slow learner.
Four times... it means something, David.Julie
You'd think the rain would've cooled things down. All it did was make the heat wet.Stella
Okay. There, you see the star is me, right there, and I'll be in there. The X is Anthony. Bob, you're the zero out here in the car.Dignan
Shut up, you bastard... who is fat...Austin
Anna: I don't kiss strange men.
Dan: Neither do I.
Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie!
Jason Biggs: You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie!
I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm... unemployed at the moment.Adam Cook
Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested.Frank
Rosemary Cross: Is this fake blood?
Max Fischer: Yes, it is.
Cooper: I'm coming back...
Young Murph: [crying] When?