Ian Miller: May I please date your daughter?
Gus Portokalos: NO!
Andrew: [to crowd] When I say tit you say e's! Tit...
[smells freshly-baked cookies] Mmm, I love that smell. I sure am going to miss it.The Oracle
Mark: Does it bother you?
Mark: Walking around in circles.
Wacky Zacky.Wanda Haynes
Bein' crazy about a woman like that is always the right thing to do!Sam the Lion
[Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.Elliot
Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!Jedediah
Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?
Stacy Hamilton: I want a relationship. I want romance.
Linda Barrett: In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.
I just want to make people silky and shiny!Zohan
It's so absurd, even the color of his tie betrays him.Walter Sparrow