Ian Miller: May I please date your daughter?
Gus Portokalos: NO!

Andrew: [to crowd] When I say tit you say e's! Tit...
Crowd: E's!
Andrew: Tit...
Crowd: E's!

[smells freshly-baked cookies] Mmm, I love that smell. I sure am going to miss it.

The Oracle

Mark: Does it bother you?
Ann: What?
Mark: Walking around in circles.

Wacky Zacky.

Wanda Haynes

Bein' crazy about a woman like that is always the right thing to do!

Sam the Lion

[Wearing a gumball dispenser on his head] I come in peace.


Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!


Rusty: Why do this?
Danny: Why not do it?

Stacy Hamilton: I want a relationship. I want romance.
Linda Barrett: In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.

I just want to make people silky and shiny!


It's so absurd, even the color of his tie betrays him.

Walter Sparrow

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