Sometimes a bowler just has to face the music.

Ernie McCracken

At my signal, unleash hell.


Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya' know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. Its the shaggin' wagon.

The only person with whom I felt any kinship with died three hundred years before the birth of Christ. Alexander Macedonian, or Alexander the Great, as you know him.

Adrian Veidt

David Grant: How did she die?
Kate Grant: Saw herself in the mirror one day.


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After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.

Mr. Furious

Selina Kyle: A kiss under the mistle toe... a mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
[silence as they realize each other's identities]
Selina Kyle: Oh, God... does this mean we have to start fighting now?
Bruce Wayne: Let's go outside.

Bartender: The bar's closed.
Aileen: Then do you think you could pull that stick out of your ass? Hm? Now that "the bar's closed."

Megamind: Our battles quickly got more elaborate. He would win some, I would ALMOST win others! He took the name: Metro Man, defender of Metro City. I decided to pick something a little more humble: MegaMind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!

New Member Ted: This was the best one ever!
Jim Feingold: [shakes Nicholas' hand] You know, thank God you jumped, because if you didn't, I was supposed to throw you off!

Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell
Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.

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