I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.

Forrest Gump

Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!
Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!

This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to EAT it. You're hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I'm saying, Larry?

Phil Connors

Princess Tiana: [while standing on the balcony, she sees a wishing star]
[sighs]
Princess Tiana: I can't believe that I'm doing this.
[looks up]
Princess Tiana: Please... Please... Please
[looks down and sees a frog sitting on the balcony]
Princess Tiana: Oh, very funny. So, what now? I reckon you want a kiss?
Prince Naveen: Kissing would be nice, yes?
[Tiana screams and backs into Charlotte's room]
Prince Naveen: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.
[sees Tiana about to launch stuffed animals at him]
Prince Naveen: Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
[Tiana starts throwing the stuffed animals at him]
Prince Naveen: You know, you have a very strong arm, princess. Wait, please! Put the monkey down.
[Tiana throws a stuffed monkey at him]
Princess Tiana: [lifts up a book] Stay back, or I'll... I'll...
Prince Naveen: Please, please
[hops ontop of a table]
Prince Naveen: , allow me to introduce myself: I am Prince Naveen
[Tiana squashes him]
Prince Naveen: ... of Maldonia.
Princess Tiana: A prince? But I didn't wish for any... Hold on, if you're the prince, then WHO was that waltzing with Lotte on the dance floor?
Prince Naveen: The only thing I know, is that one minute I am a prince, charming and handsome, cutting-a-rug, and the next thing I know
[trips over his feet]
Prince Naveen: ... I am tripping over these
[points to his feet and Tiana lifts the book again]
Prince Naveen: Wait, wait
[catches sight of the book's title]
Prince Naveen: Wait a moment, I know this story! The Froggie Printo!
Princess Tiana: [hands the book to Naveen] The Frog Prince?
Prince Naveen: Yes, my mother had the servants read this to me every night.
[begins to flip back and forth between the last two pages of the book]
Prince Naveen: Yes, yes, this is exactly the answer! You must kiss me!
Princess Tiana: Excuse me?
Prince Naveen: You will enjoy it, I guarantee. All women enjoy the kiss of Prince Naveen. Come, we pucker.
[his throat bulges out and then returns to normal]
Prince Naveen: That's new.
Princess Tiana: Look, I'm sorry. I'd really like to help you, but I DO NOT kiss frogs.
Prince Naveen: But on the balcony, you ask me.
Princess Tiana: I didn't expect you to answer!
Prince Naveen: Oh, but you must kiss me. Look, besides being unbelievably handsome, I come from a fabulously wealthy family. Surely, I can offer you some reward or a wish that I could grant, perhaps?
Princess Tiana: [reluctantly] Just one kiss?
Prince Naveen: Just one. Unless you beg for more
[licks lips]
Princess Tiana: [they lean in to kiss, but Tiana flips at the last second]
[sighs]
Princess Tiana: All right, all right. Get it together, Tiana.
[she turns around quickly and kisses Naveen]
Prince Naveen: [lets out a dissapointing sigh, upon realizing that he is still a frog]
[he looks down and gasps in horror]
Prince Naveen: [speaks Maldonian]
Princess Tiana: [gazes up at the table] Well, you don't look any different. But how did you get way up there? And how did I get way down here, in all this.
[sees her hands are webbed. She looks in the mirror, sees she is a frog, and screams]

This is a war they're waging. You ain't gonna survive.

Sheriff Hodges

Sarah: What is it?
Meg: It's bad!

Dr. Emmett Brown: What on Earth's this thing I'm wearing?
Marty McFly: Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.

[about Edie] What do you want me to do?

Syd Pepperman

Matthew: [high] Heyyy, it's my competition! Ryan, what's up my man?
Ryan: Jesus, what happened to you?
Matthew: Just living life, my man.

Bond: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007!

These waves are for the big boys.

Eden

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

The Sphinx

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