The best thing about being me... There are so many "me"s.
[All the doors open, lots of Smith clones step out]

Agent Smith

[unimpressed after Malcolm's magic trick] I didn't know you were funny.

Cole Sear

Morpheus: What is it, Niobe?
Niobe: I can't help it, Morpheus, I can't help thinking, what if you're wrong? What if all this, the prophecy, everything is bullshit?

The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker.

You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!

Royal

You are total catch. Any guy would by psyched to be your man. You should just make room for someone who is nice to you.

Lillian

You can either surf, or you can fight!

Kilgore

Elle: You're beaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Warner Huntington III: Well, no. That's not entirely true...
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

[Lin slaps Chon Wang]
Chon Wang: I just saved you!
Chon Lin: You were late!

Cobb: There's one thing you should know about me. I specialize in a very specific type of security, subconscious security.
Fischer: You're talking about Dreams?

Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much.
Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit.

This thing is wicked!

Captain Lennox

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