Max Fischer: So tell me Curly, how do you know Miss Cross?
Dr. Peter Flynn: We went to Harvard together.
Max Fischer: Oh that's great. I wrote a hit play and directed it, so I'm not sweating it either.

John Bender: Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

You know, you could stay forever, if you want to. There's one tiny thing we have to do first...


Clear the mechanism.

Billy Chapel

Don't laugh, I'm being cool.


Hey, we've all wanted to do that to Vice Principal Simms. I know I have. But a line has been crossed. You can't eat the teachers, man!


Is that my sweet Rachel's voice I heard? Or am I just goin' meshuga?

Marilyn Hack

Anakin Skywalker: You're with him! You brought him here to kill me!
Padmé: No!

Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.

Steve Zissou

Quentin Hapsburg: We'll be at the reception. Make sure nothing happens to him while I'm gone. Then, I want the pleasure of killing you myself.
Lt. Frank Drebin: The pleasure is all mine.

Apes do not want war!


I've got someone to cover for me. Everybody's replaceable.


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