You looked like Christmas morning.John Smith
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha.Donkey
Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.J.D.
Mickey: You're a bum, Rock. You're a bum.
Rocky: I ain't no bum, Mick. I ain't no bum.
You're going down like a sweet muffin!White Goodman
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.Private Joker
[on message board] All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.Jay
...and remember it doesn't say Cox, unless I say it tastes like Cox.Dewey Cox
Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.
[clears throat] Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.Ron Burgundy
Come on Chief, this isn't no boy scout picnic. See ya' got ya' rubbers!Quint
Hooper: Come on Martin! Move, move, move!
Brody: I'm not going out there!
Hooper: Beyond the edge of the barrels, go to the end of the barrels! Further out!
Hooper: Further out!
Hooper: Go further out!
Brody: What for?
Hooper: Will you go to the end of the pulpit, please?
Hooper: Will you just please go to the end of the pulpit!
Brody: What for?
Hooper: I need to have something in the foreground to give it some scale.
Brody: Foreground, my ass!