It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."

Mr. Ryan

Tom Hagen: You know how they're going to come at you?
Michael: They want to arrange a meeting between me and Barzini. On Tessio's ground. Where I'll be safe.

[narrating] This part of my life... this part right here? This is called "happyness."

Christopher Gardner

What do I do? What do I do?

Ryan Stone

Joe Gould: I got you another fight
Jim Braddock: Ha ha, go to hell.

Selina Kyle: A kiss under the mistle toe... a mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
[silence as they realize each other's identities]
Selina Kyle: Oh, God... does this mean we have to start fighting now?
Bruce Wayne: Let's go outside.

Never send a human to do a machine's job.

Agent Smith

Metro Man: Check this out...
[plays guitar and sings]
Metro Man: [singing] I got eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?
[Megamind and Roxanne scream]

I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Paris Hilton

Let's deflower the kid.

Polexia Aphrodisia

I detest this place like a sickness.


Stay in school!


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