Hatsumomo: I was a maiko once.
Sayuri Nitta: Oh, of course. But that was a long, long, long, *long* time ago.

Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.

Lawrence Wetherhold: Why would you have a baby with me?
Janet Hartigan: Because you don't know how to properly use a condom.
Lawrence Wetherhold: Point taken.

Jim Stark: Is this where you live?
Judy: Who lives?

You know, gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay.

Ace

Now take a step back...*and fuck your own face!*

Les Grossman

I'm not the same guy I was back in Boston.

Ben Campbell

It's kind of a win-win situation.

Chuck Wetherhold

I need names... and shots. Bartender!

Johnny Storm

Charlie Croker: A police boat can get from the station to our position in seven. That means you've got four minutes to work your magic.
John Bridger: What? You told me ten and you said that I would have five.
Charlie Croker: [slightly panicking] When?
[John smiles and then chuckles]
Charlie Croker: [sighs with relief] Do not be messing with me right now. I will kick your ass.

Joel Goodson: Uh, my name isn't really Ralph. It's Joel.
Lana: Mmm. I'll be needing 300 dollars. Joel.
Joel Goodson: You're kidding.
Lana: No, I don't believe that I am.

Pack it in, Frank, you silly bastard!

Nicholas Angel

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