Marv: Wait a second. Why'd she call you Wendy?
Wendy: Because that's my name, you ape. Goldie was my sister. My twin sister.
Marv: I guess she was the nice one.
Sophie Fisher: [Moves chair]
Alex Fletcher: What are you doing, you madwoman, you're wrecking my apartment!
Sophie Fisher: Well, I can't write sitting all the way across the room.
Alex Fletcher: No, go back to your corner!
Alex Fletcher: ...Fine, alright.
Alex Fletcher: I'm blocked. How am I supposed to get out?
Sophie Fisher: Go out the other side.
Alex Fletcher: But... but... I've never been out the other side.
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.Miracle Max
Vinny Gambini: Mr. Wilbur, how'd you like Ms. Vito's testimony?
George Wilbur: Very impressive.
Vinny Gambini: She's cute too, huh?
George Wilbur: Yes, very.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini...
Vinny Gambini: Sorry, Your Honor.
Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.Al Czervik
The average person touches their face three to five times every waking minute. In between that we're touching door knobs, water fountains, and each other.Dr. Erin Mears
I'm stronger than both of you!Andrew Detmer
[while watching Bree dancing] In my next life I want to come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.Chewie
[regarding James Bond] Everything he touches withers and dies.Dominic Greene
So, did you and Ginny do it?Ron Weasley
It is YOUR LUCKY DAY... to be baptized into the Greek Orthodox Church!Gus Portokalos
Nigel Tufnel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.