I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead.

The Spirit

If my parents figured out I brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance on my grave!


Kenji: Have we decided on lunch?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I'm sure you'll be wanting sushi, my little yellow friend!

You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand.

Edward Nygma

If I'm here New Years Eve, then I'm here. If I'm not, I'm not.

Chuck Noland

I gotta go torture and kill your boss.

Eric Knox

Mark Hanna: You gotta stay relaxed. Do you jerk off?
Jordan Belfort: Do I jerk off? Yeah.
Mark Hanna: How many times a week?
Jordan Belfort: Like um... three, three or four times maybe.
Mark Hanna: All right, pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I jerk off at least... twice a day.
Jordan Belfort: Wow.

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Who ever you are Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne.

Kah Mun Rah

Alec Trevelyan: James... what an unpleasant surprise.
James Bond: We aim to please.

Appeal Prosecutor: My Lord, this is new evidence.
Appeal Judge: It is shocking new evidence.
Appeal Prosecutor: My lord, this evidence was not submitted at the trial that is under appeal.
Appeal Judge: That, I believe, is the point that Mrs Pierce is trying to make. Proceed, Mrs Pierce.

Bart: You know, you really had me scared for a moment there.
Ollie: Aww, who knew. All these years you were nursing a little stage fright!
Bart: Not that smart ass.

For the record, there aren't 400 people in that container. Only 395 made it here alive.

Darren 'Wall Street' Bettencourt

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