[singing] Play it cool boy, real cool.


Skipper: Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
Penguin 1: Who cares?
Penguin 2: I question nothing
Penguin 3: Me, too.
Penguin 4: Me, too.
Skipper: Well, fine. We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves. Kowalski, Rico, engage aerial surveillance.
Kowalski: Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
Skipper: [Looks at his wings] Oh, well what's the point of these?
Skipper: Woah, I like it! Hey, this could be our thing! What're we going to call it? Let's call it the, uh... high one.

Nelville Flynn: [Pulling out his gun] We're about to open some fucking windows.
Nelville Flynn: All praises to the playstation!

Foxxy Cleopatra: Hey. What's kickin', Basil?
Basil Exposition: A lot is kicking, Foxxy.

Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose.

Rick O'Connell

Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan?


Genevieve: [while making out on the bed] I have never been with an American man before.
Detective James Carter: Neither have I!

You can either surf, or you can fight!


Jim Stark: I'll bet you'd go to a hanging.
Plato: I guess it's just my morbid personality.

[in Peter's dream] Can you move a little to the left? Oooooh. Yeah, that's it, greeeeeeat.

Bill Lumbergh

Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.

[after telling Paul the West thinks his people are dirt] They're not going to stay, Paul. They're not going to stop the slaughter.

Colonel Oliver

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