Excuse me. I think I had better be where other people are not.


You were right about one thing you are a CPA, a certified public asshole!

Leo Bloom

David Seville: [in the car with the chipmuncks] What?
Simon: We're talking chipmuncks, Dave. We can get out of a cat carrier. It's not even hard.

Mary: Do you have a nickel?
Frankie Valli: Yeah.
Mary: Call your mother, you're going to be home late.

I want to see the palms of your hands! Do you hear me? Open your hands!


I think he got the point.

James Bond

Lets get back and tell Largo.


I only gamble with my life, never my money.


June Carter: You walked here all the way from Nashville?
Johnny Cash: Yeah, well, walking is good for you...

If you gonna survive, stop thinkin' like a cop.


Rob: How does he do it, you ask. How does
[stops, whispers]
Rob: how does an average guy like me become the number one lover-man in his particular postal district? He's grumpy, he's broke, he hangs out with the musical moron twins...

All of my key employees are my sons. Blood is the best security in this business.

Kerim Bey

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