The hard part about playing chicken is knowin' when to flinch.

Capt. Bart Mancuso

Gru: [reading to the girls from a pop-up book] "Three little kittens started to yawn..."
Agnes: You're making them drink the milk!
[beat]
Gru: Wow, this is garbage! You actually like this?

Benjamin Button: Momma? Momma? Some days, I feel different than the day before.
Queenie: Everyone feels different about themselves one way or another, but we all goin' the same way.

He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

Carl Spackler

Primrose Everdeen: Since the last games, something is different. I can see it.
Katniss Everdeen: What can you see?
Primrose Everdeen: Hope.

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You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest!

Dwayne

Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: This is a heck of a beautiful place. Is this a timeshare, I'd like to get into...
[gets Punched in the face by soldier]
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Good morning!

Stay scared.

Mike Enslin

He was never a person, he was a journalist!

Jeff Bebe

"Ricky Martin"? You named your kid "Ricky Martin"?

Ryan

Jerry, if it means anything to you, I love you.

Lise Bouvier

My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

Randal Graves

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