Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.

Dr. Claire Lewicki: Tell me what you love so much about racing.
Cole Trickle: Speed. To be able to control it. To know that I can control something that's out of control.

I need to make my wife fall in love with me again.

Leo

Operation Stupid is officially over!

Ronnie

Rambo: Have you seen the new Rambo movie?
Paris Hilton: Have you seen a shower?

Hey, you scratched my anchor!

Al Czervik

Did you just fart?

B.J.

Todd: You know, what I remember is ME having to drive YOU home from the beach that time, because you were too drunk!
Donny: Somebody else's dad would have had another guy drive home!
Todd: I was eight!
Donny: And you drove like a fucking champ too.

Gary: You and Jill are so alike!
Jack: We are nothing alike, I promise you.

Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab.

Raoul Duke

We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.

Dr. Peter Venkman

Claire, I'm more afraid of bein' nothing than I am of being hurt.

Cole Trickle

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