Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!
A pity they let the old punishment die... Was a time detention found you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons... God, I miss the screaming.Caretaker Argus Filch
Eben Olemaun: Hell of a day.
The Stranger: You just wait.
Mutt Williams: Grab the snake!
Indiana Jones: Stop calling it that! Call it something else!
Mutt Williams: Like what?
Indiana Jones: A rope! Call it a rope!
Mutt Williams, Marion Ravenwood: Grab the rope!
The Wolf: You're... Jimmie, right? This is your house?
Jimmie: Sure is.
The Wolf: I'm Winston Wolfe. I solve problems.
Jimmie: Good, we got one.
The Wolf: So I heard. May I come in?
Jimmie: Uh, yeah, please do.
You're not there to party. We've already got ONE Hunter Thompson.Ben Fong-Torres
I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.Buddy
I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!Borat
She was the greatest of them all. You wouldn't know, you're too young. In one week she received 17,000 fan letters. Men bribed her hairdresser to get a lock of her hair. There was a maharajah who came all the way from India to beg one of her silk stockings. Later he strangled himself with it!Max Von Mayerling
Edward Cullen: That's what you dream about? Being a monster?
Isabella Swan: I dream about being with you forever.
First you yell at me, and now you're giving me the tears.Frankie Ballenbacher
[last words] Wet t-shirt... wet t-shirt!Derrick Jones