Now where are we, dude? Oh. It's my house.

Ted

Luke: All right, I'll give it a try.
Yoda: No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

[to Kelly] It's not cheating if it's with another girl!

Derrick Jones

Davey: So you're a Paladin and I'm a Jumper. What happens now?
Mary Rice: I'm giving you a head start, son. Because I love you.

Randal Graves: You're in the bestiality business.
Sexy Stud: Hey. Fucko. We like to call it inter-species erotica.
Randal Graves: Intriguing.

I only get carsick on boats.

Joe Buck

Jamie: Todd, your old man's here to see you!
Donny: WASSUP!

Gentlemen start your engines! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Neil Patrick Harris

Chad: Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person. Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad: Exactly my point. He was the "Phantom of the Opera" on Broadway. Now my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it. IN it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you'll end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you'll end up in my mom's refrigerator.
Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in your refrigerator?
Chad: I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look, I don't attempt to understand the female mind, Troy.
Chad: [Mrs. Fallstaff, the librarian appears] It's foreign territory.

...maybe you should let people see you, yeah? I mean, the last time we were together, you were, you were, you were in a coma, and you were very fucking rude to me. You didn't say a word.

Thomas Tipp

...and very important, DO NOT do your homework without wearing headphones. Repeat...

Rufus

You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first... first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation.

Blind Seer

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