Here is the list of things to do while I'm away. Batteries need to be replaced. Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.

Woody

[watching sexy girl wash a car] My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.

Dragline

For those of us about to die, we salute you. I die a free man!

Atticus

Dude, these brownies suck!

Hippie Girl

Jim Lovell: [Tearing off his biomeds] Let's see how he likes this. I am sick and tired of the entire western world knowing how my kidneys are functioning!
Dr. Chuck: Flight, we just lost Lovell!
William 'Bill' Pogue, CAPCOM: 13, Houston. Jim, we just had a bottoming out on your biomeds.
Jim Lovell: I'm not wearing my biomeds.
William 'Bill' Pogue, CAPCOM: Okay, Jim. Copy that.

If you do anything to make my little sister cry or hurt her or do anything to her, I'm gonna come at you with razor blades and lemon juice.

Big Jack

Don't forget, I'm his father. You're just the guy who fucks his mom.

Nick Naylor

Classified: Remain calm, penguins. You're now under the protection of the North Wind.
Skipper: Private, dibble me.
Skipper: We're not going anywhere with you.
Skipper: We don't even know who the heck you are.
Classified: The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-spe...
Classified: an elite undercover inter-species...
Classified: task for...
Classified: force...
Classified: dedicated to help...
Classified: to help...
Classified: dedicated to...
Classified: dedicated to helping animals who can't
Classified: help
Classified: themselves.

I didn’t do this.

Bryan Mills

My Freshmen year I threw 176 touchdown passes. My sophomore year I ran in 14 myself... with a sprained ankle, a broken phalange, a ruptured duodenum, and a sub dermal hematoma.

Austin

Nicky: Jason, please don't hurt me.
Jason Bourne: What were my words? What did I say? I said leave me alone.
Nicky: Jason I know, I told them I believed you.
Jason Bourne: I'm gonna ask you some simple questions. You're gonna tell me the truth or I swear to God I'm gonna kill ya.

If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!

Valentine

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