Han Solo: Stay sharp. There's two more coming in. They'll try and cut us off.
Luke: Why don't you outrun them? I thought you said this thing was fast.
Han Solo: Watch your mouth kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home. We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides, I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose em'!

Holly, here's your fucking landing light. Woo.

John McClane

You have paid the price for your lack of vision.

The Emperor

J.D.: Die, replacement-friends!
Wayne: Eat this, Fake Wayne!

[Norma thinks Joe is a funeral director] I'd like the coffin to be white, and I want it specially lined with satin. White... or pink. Maybe red! Bright flaming red! Let's make it gay!

Norma Desmond

Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Anne-Marie Sakowitz: No, they all share one.

Yes, I saw her naked. No, I did not fuck her.


Roy Eberhardt: We've got to stop this construction once and for all.
Mullet Fingers: We're the only ones who care.
Roy Eberhardt: We're the only ones that know!

Izzy: O'Connell, if you give me that gold stick there, you can shave my head, wax my legs, and use me for a surfboard.
Rick: Didn't we do that in Tripoli?

Your watch is stuck in my pubes.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Mirror Man: Ya' boy got skills, right?
Donny: Yeah you do. You look like a little ghetto smurf.

I don't want to be here alone when the walls start to bleed!

Sherman Schrader

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