[picking up another phone] Hello, this is Mr. Foreman. If you give my daughter an alcoholic beverage or a joint, I will hunt you down and neuter you.

Dan Foreman

My nose is full of his alien smell.


Joe Lambert: Bonwit Teller. Who'd want to blow up a department store?
Connie Kowalski: Ever seen a woman miss a shoe sale?

I don't want to go too fast.

Beatrice 'Tris' Prior

She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!


You do realize that he hasn't stopped looking at you.

Kate Kavanagh

Dr. Samuel Loomis: [in a press conference] Let me make this clear: Michael Myers is dead! D-E-A-D!

Colonel Vogel: Throw down the gun or the girl will die.
Professor Henry Jones: But she's one of them.
Elsa: Indy, please!
Professor Henry Jones: She's a Nazi.
Indiana Jones: What?
Professor Henry Jones: Trust me.

Jewel: Come on Blu, you can do it. [Jewel drags Blu towards the end of the ledge]
Blu: I can do it, I can do it, I can do it, I can't do it.
[Blu stalls towards the end of the ledge and both fall of the ledge and start falling down]
Jewel: Oh! Aaaaa!
Blu: I can't fly!

Jack Ryan: 200 Grand is a lot different from a tv set.
Nancy Hayes: Yea... It's way lighter.

Vincent Cadby: [Ace moans and howls upon entering a room sporting numerous stuffed animal heads] Something wrong, Mr. Ventura?
Ace: Of course not. This is a lovely room of death.

Roy: There's this new thing they're starting out in California: moving pictures. There's no sound, so we won't have to worry about the language problem, and I think the kung fu stuff could be huge! People are dying for a good action flick.
Chon Wang: Chon Wang...
[sounds like "John Wayne"]
Chon Wang: ...movie star? It could work.

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