You're asking me for Inception. I hope you do understand the gravity of that request.


Mr. Furious: We're an elite cadr-cadrey...
The Bowler: Cadre.
The Shoveller: You're in.

Well, you haven't lived until you've shot-putted blitzed on Jager!"

Van Wilder

Hey, I got feet!

Patrick Star

It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.


Gross. Who's he gonna shoot next, Donald Trump?

Elevator Man #1

I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa Loompahs and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!

Willy Wonka

You know what else can kill you? Doctors!


What is it with you and women?

The Octopus

You know, we've known each other way back since, like... yesterday, I think it was.

Chicken Joe

Your father would be ashamed of you.

Rachel Dawes

There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

White Goodman

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