Sandy Stern: Your honor, before we begin our presentation, I would like to make a motion...
Judge Larren Lyttle: Make a motion for dismissal?
Sandy Stern: Yes, your honor.
Judge Larren Lyttle: Sit down counselor.

Oh no, no! This better not be some kind of joke!

MacGruber

Ramses.The Great.

Ramses

Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Blanche DuBois

Clark: I'm just trying to treat my family to a little fun.
Ellen Griswold: Oh spare me, Clark, I know your brand of family fun. Tomorrow you'll probably kill the desk clerk, hold up a McDonalds, and drive us 1000 miles out of the way to see the world's largest pile of mud!

House-keeping!

Dracula

Korath the Pursuer: Star-Lord!
Peter Quill: Finally!

[to reporter] I'm pleased and happy to repeat the news that we have, in fact, caught and killed a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers. But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the beaches are open and people are having a wonderful time. Amity, as you know, means "friendship."

Mayor Vaughn

Minny don't burn fried chicken.

Minny Jackson

Louis Simo: Lady, I can nail you with this.
Leonore Lemmon: D'Artagnan, you couldn't nail me with roses and a trip to Vegas.

Grace: Oh, Ed. You just sounded like Dirty Harry just then.
Ed Rooney: Really? Thanks, Grace.

Coach Boone: Are your parents here?
Bertier: Yes.
Coach Boone: Good.

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