I like the way you die, boy.

Django

[Final Line] What the fuck have you done lately?

Wesley

Ned Freedman: You look like a douche.
Mike O'Donnell: I do not look like a douche.

Meg: If we stay calm everything will be fine, okay? Just stay calm.
Sarah: You're making me nervous.
Meg: I'm sorry.

Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Cornell, Switzerland... he was thrown out of a lot of colleges.

Bernstein

Royce: Who are you?
Noland: I'm the one you don't fuck with.

You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family. Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's not boat, nothing sank. But I did pose naked for a portrait once.

Jeff

He never even looked her up down there! He was down there closing his deal with the Rice-a-Roni people the whole time!

Ted

Henry VII: Put them in the iron maiden.
Ted: Iron Maiden?
Bill, Ted: Excellent!
[air guitar]
Henry VII: Execute them.
Bill, Ted: Bogus!

Hail to the king, baby!

Ash

Jim Kurring: This is the LAPD. If there's someone back here...
Marcie: What I tell you? What I tell you? Ain't nobody in there! Where the fuck you goin' motherfuck? Don't go in my motherfuckin' bedroom and stay outta my motherfuckin' closet!

You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' mother (expletive). You will be going in as undercover high school students.

Captain Dickson

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