You made a woman meow?

Jess

Meet you in Malkovich in one hour.

Maxine

American Representative: Fuck Canada!
Canadian Representative: Hey fuck you buddy!

Johnny Hooker: I gave him the breakout just like you said.
Henry Gondorff: And?
Johnny Hooker: 's good. He threatened to kill me.
Henry Gondorff: Hell, kid, they don't do that, you know you're not getting to 'em.

We've kept much from you, Sam.

Optimus Prime

James Bond: How long have I got?
Felix Leiter: Thirty seconds.
James Bond: That doesn't give us a lot of time...

Alan Shemper: When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts. Or, as we used to call it: arts and *farts* and crafts. We used to make drawings... cave drawings! Which is my way of saying we were cave men. I went to camp so long ago that I can remember saying "sticks and stones may break my bones" and meaning it! I went to camp so long ago that fucking Jesus Christ was my counselor! And my best friend hadn't fully evolved yet! His name was Ug and he walked on all fours! There were two epidemics when I went to camp: head lice, and the plague - the bubonic plague!

Haven't you ever wondered why the crime rate is so low? But the accident rate is so high?

Nicholas Angel

Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

Alex Murphy

Can you put a price on your dreams?

Tony

Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca, and the Germans have outlawed miracles.

Senor Ferrari

Oh, Pickering, for God's sake stop being dashed and do something!

Professor Henry Higgins

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