Austin: Hello, Mummy. Can I have some chocolates? I want some Mars Bars. Don't smack my bottom, Mummy...
Felicity Shagwell: Austin?
Austin: Sorry, love. I got stuck in your dirty pillows.

Hey ump, get off your knees. You're blowing the game!

Stephen King

I believe "shaved" is the expression.

Nadia

Coach Norman Dale: You know, in the ten years that I coached, I never met anybody who wanted to win as badly as I did. I'd do anything I had to do to increase my advantage. Anybody who tried to block the pursuit of that advantage, I'd just push 'em out of the way. Didn't matter who they were, or what they were doing. But that was then. You have special talent, a gift. Not the school's, not the townspeople, not the team's, not Myra Fleener's, not mine. It's yours, to do with what you choose. Because that's what I believe, I can tell you this: I don't care if you play on the team or not.

I was born a poor black child.

Navin R. Johnson

[to her Nurse] I will have poetry in my life. And adventure. And love. Love above all. No... not the artful postures of love, not playful and poetical games of love for the amusement of an evening, but love that... over-throws life. Unbiddable, ungovernable - like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love - like there has never been in a play.

Viola De Lesseps

Luke: I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.
Yoda: You will be. You will be.

If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat?

Thurgood Jenkins

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.

Ace Ventura

If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.

William Somerset

If you were me, then I'd be you, and I'd use *your* body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!

Ace

I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

Fat Amy

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