For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat.

Hattori Hanzo

Hospital Nurse: [after Bertram's colonoscopy] Come back soon.
Bertram Pincus: What a terrible thing to say in a hospital.

And I guess that was your accomplice in the woodchipper.

Marge Gunderson

Better bring out the big guns on this one. She's crazy with a side of crazy!

Alan Johnson

We will not stand by as evil wipes out billions of innocent lives.

Peter Quill

Lucille: [screaming] He made me WAAAAAAAAAATCH! God, I could use a cigarette.
Marv: [narrating] That's the thing with dames; sometimes all they gotta do is let it out and a few buckets later there's no way you'd know.

Sweet sweetness!

Richard

I hate those guys.

Dean Vernon Wormer

White Goodman: This is it, La 'Loser.' You ready for the, whoo, hurricane?
Peter La Fleur: Just don't go cryin' to your mommy when I spank you in front of all these people, White.
White Goodman: You don't go cryin' to your daddy after I wipe it up with your face.
Peter La Fleur: Oh, hey White.
White Goodman: Yeah?
Peter La Fleur: You look awful fat in those pants.

Young Doc: No wonder this circuit failed. It says "Made in Japan".
Marty McFly: What do you mean, Doc? All the best stuff is made in Japan.
Young Doc: Unbelievable.

A homosexual with power... that's scary.

Harvey Milk

Even before I met you I had an instinct about you. Once I saw you were a woman with profound static cling I wanted to be that force around you.

Johnny

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