[licking window of police car] The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

College Kid

Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

Navin Johnson

Max. My name is Max. That's my name.

Max Rockatansky

[to Kid] You know, I was pissed off at my mom for not telling me about you, but I can see she was right about you.

B.J.

That's my darling Luke. He grins like a baby but bites like a gator.

Dragline

Jane Winslett-Richardson: Are we - are we safe in here?
Steve Zissou: I doubt it.
Klaus Daimler: Do you still want to blow him up?
Steve Zissou: No, we're out of dynamite anyway.
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...

Jocelyn: Better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick.
Wat: It's called a lance. Hello?

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.
Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.
Phil Wenneck: [yelling from outside] Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!
Stu Price: I should go.
Melissa: That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot.

Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
[air guitar]
Grim Reaper: I heard that!

I don't care about the money. I'm pulling back the curtain. I want to meet the wizard.

Nicholas

Charles Frohman: [talking about plans for Peter Pan] ... And you have a pirate ship on stage, surrounded by tons and tons of water, James, that's a lot of water.
J.M. Barrie: It's a lot of water?
Charles Frohman: Yes, and that's a lot of money.

[to Kit] I don't want you hanging anymore. I don't wanna see you again. Understand?

Father

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