Fuck a beat, I'll go A Capella. Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody. Fuck y'all if you doubt me. I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash, I say it proudly. And fuck this battle, I don't want to win, I'm outtie. Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.

Jimmy Smith Jr

There is no death. It is only a transition to a different sphere of consciousness.

Tangina

Lisa: What the fuck is going on here, Vinny? You fucking up this case or what?
Vinny Gambini: I explained it to you already, didn't I? It's procedure. I'm bound to fuck up a little.
Lisa: A little? You've been thrown in jail twice.

You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!

James Bond

Reuben Feffer: You don't know what it was like for me growing up. I had a mother who made me afraid of everything!
Polly Prince: Well, big deal, Reuben, my dad had a whole second family!
Reuben Feffer: What?
Polly Prince: Yeah, on Long Island. He had a wife, and kids, and a golden retriever!

Can you think of a plan that *doesn't* involve your 10-year-old sister joining the army?

Ray Ferrier

Vincent Benedict: You're a virgin!
Julius Benedict: That's private.
Vincent Benedict: A 230-pound virgin!

Hiro Hamada: We've gotta catch him!
Wasabi: We can't go against that guy. We're nerds!
Hiro Hamada: Trust me, I know about robotics. We can be way more.

Dr. Floyd: What's that? Chicken?
Dr. Bill Michaels: Something like that. Tastes the same anyway.

See, it doesn't hurt anyone! Fuck, fuckety, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Cartman

'Cause I'm getting a better job!

Christopher Gardner

When they tell you not to panic... that's when you run!

Jackson Curtis

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