[to his pregnant wife] Is this a boy or an abortion?General Aladeen
Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan!JB
Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do.Major T. J. "King" Kong
Griffin: Actually, I knew this jumper once... crazy bastard! Tried to hop a whole building. Won't be trying that again...
Davey: Why's that?
Griffin: That's 'cause he's dead. Killed him! Still managed to shake it a little though.
Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That fucking heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like assholes, man.Reed Rothchild
Maria Hill: [from trailer] All set up boss.
Tony Stark: Actually he's the boss.
Tony Stark: I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.
Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day.Roger Collins
Nathan, I've got something you need to see.Karen
Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.Fozzie Bear
Joe Gillis: I'm not an executive, just a writer.
Norma Desmond: You are, are you? writing words, words, more words! Well, you'll make a rope of words and strangle this business! With a microphone there to catch the last gurgles, and Technicolor to photograph the red, swollen tongues!
Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was ME! [voice-over] I'd like to thank the Academy...Narrator