Your watch is stuck in my pubes.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

Walter Sobchak

You're not getting this back. I consider it asshole tax.

Marla Singer

There's no "immunity" to bullets!

Jeff Spoder

John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!

David Marshall

We are not going to lose the Enterprise. Not to the Borg. Not while I'm in command.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Olivia Wenscombe: It won't bring your wife back.
Robert Angier: I don't care about my wife. I care about his secret.

Oh, grow up, double-O Seven!

Q

Nora: Catch me!
[she ballerina jumps into Tyler's arms]
Tyler Gage: [he catches her and holds her] Now what?

CASE: This is not possible.
Cooper: No. It's necessary.

Of course time is just a counting system... numbers with meanings attached to them.

Walter Sparrow

Tess Finnegan: [together with Finn in an underground room] Don't even think about it.
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: What?
Tess Finnegan: Don't what me. You know what.

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