Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child!

Stu Price

Don't you point those dirty, green sausages at me!

Fairy Godmother

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

Galadriel

Sidney Prescott: Fuck you.
Billy: We've already played that game, remember? You lost.

Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.

Lou Brown

KG: Go score me a dime-bag.
JB: A what?
KG: Ten dollars worth a *weed*. Now Listen: Go down to Wake & Bake Pizza, ask for Jojo. Tell him you want the Bob Marley Extra Crispy. He'll know what you're talkin' about.
JB: All right dude, roger that. One Extra Crispy comin' up!
[hangs up phone]

Goddammit woman, you will be the end of me.

Merovingian

Gwen Stacy: [Answering phone] Hi.
Spider-Man: Hey, where are you?
Gwen Stacy: Peter, hi. I'm at Oscorp.
Spider-Man: You have to get out of there right now. Ok?
Gwen Stacy: The antidote is cooking.
Spider-Man: No, no, no. Connors is on the way. He's coming to you right now.
Spider-Man: He needs the dispersement device. He's gonna infect the while city!
Gwen Stacy: There's eight minutes left.
Spider-Man: You're gonna wait there for eight minutes after what I just told you? People are gonna die! You leave right now. That is an order, ok?
Gwen Stacy: I'm gonna get everybody out.
Spider-Man: Did you hear wh-
Spider-Man: Gwen! Gwen! You Mother Hubbard. Are you serious?

He kill them wi' their love. Wi' their love fo' each other. That's how it is, every day, all over the world.

John Coffey

[about Tracy] Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.

Dave Novotny

I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

Borat

I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Dr. Peter Venkman

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