Vladimir Wolodarsky: [talking about Jane] I like her hairdo.
Pelé dos Santos: Me too, but Steve called her first.

I have eyes too, so I'll be watching you... watching me.

Greg Focker

Horry Callen: Brain injury. There are things I can't do.
Judd Altman: Like what?
Horry Callen: Like remember what the hell it is I can't do.

I can smell your blood.

Eben Olemaun

Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it.


I ain't left-handed.

William H. Bonney

Henry Gondorff: Glad to meet you, kid, you're a real horse's ass. Is Lonnegan after you too?
Johnny Hooker: I dunno... I ain't seen anybody.
Henry Gondorff: You never do, kid.

Man on train: Don't take that tone with me, young man. I fought the war for your sort.
Ringo: I bet you're sorry you won.

Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

Prime Minister

The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.


When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.

Toula Portokalos

No, not Janey Briggs. She's got glasses. And a ponytail. Ugh, she's got paint on her overalls. What is that?


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