Ray Kinsella: It was you...
Shoeless Joe Jackson: No, Ray. It was YOU.

From here on out, you do as I say, exactly as I say. Or I slap this bitch on "Nightline" and call it a day, okay?


What do you mean by that? Why do you guys hate me? Can we cook up some sausages? Ohh I have wasps in my brain!

Ruth Buggs

What are you doing? This ain't no bank robbery!

Keith Frazier

Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry.
Jerry Lundegaard: Okay.
Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna sit here and debate.

Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.

I saw the horizon. It's out there. And though I may not ever be able to touch it, it's worth reaching for.


Buzzie: [Flaps and Dizzy have just saved Mowgli] He's safe now. You can let go, Baloo.
Baloo: Are you kidding? There's teeth in the other end!

William Wallace: I'm dreaming.
Murron: Yes, you are. And you must wake, William.
William Wallace: I don't want to wake. I want to stay here with you.

Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine.

John Milton

[shouting, smashing car with golf club] This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

Walter Sobchak

Kirill: You told me I had one month off.
Gretkov: You told me Jason Bourne was dead.

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