[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"


Max Von Mayerling: There were three young directors who showed promise in those days: D. W. Griffith, Cecil B. DeMille, and Max Von Mayerling.
Joe Gillis: And she made you her servant.
Max Von Mayerling: It was I who asked to come back. I could have continued my career, but I found it unbearable after she'd left me. You see, I was her first husband.

[Stark cooks lunch for Pepper]
Pepper Potts: [nauseous] Did you make that?
Tony Stark: Yeah. Where do you think I've been for the last 3 hours?

Eddy: Are you fighting Katniss? Are you here to fight with us?
Katniss Everdeen: I am. I will.

Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.

Ray Castro

Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane... can drive you nuts

John Clasky

I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.

Mr. Garrison

Dewey: Is that a threat, Detective?
Mark: When it's a threat... you'll know it. Dewey: Was that a threat?

Dukey, if this thing blows up, the Feds will be the least of our problems

Kid Twist

[looking at a charred caped skeleton]
Minion: You did it, sir.
Megamind: I did it...

I would definitely bring protection.


King Henry VIII: [to Anne] And what would you know of great men?
Anne Boleyn: I'd know one, if he were before me.
King Henry VIII: Do you see one here?
Anne Boleyn: [walks about the hall, surveying the men] Looking, my lord.
Anne Boleyn: [stops in front of the King and smiles] Ah, found one.

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