I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili's* Baby back ribs.Fat Bastard
Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.Prince Edward
Reporter: Chiles, who is your idol?
Chiles Stanton: Kelly Canter and Jesus Christ.
Beau Hutton: [to Kelly] You and Jesus Christ, who would have thought?
Kelly Canter: They love her.
Galloway: I don't think you're fit to handle the defense.
Kaffee: You don't even *know* me. Ordinarily it takes someone *hours* to discover I'm not fit to handle a defense.
The girl just wants to bed you; she don't wanna wed you. You don't even blink? She wants to worship at the temple of Sean Devine.Whitey Powers
We are an independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. The Kingsmen agents are the new knights.Galahad
Burt Hadley: Business is slow. I mean, I told my boss about the - your condition and stuff, and he said try and rent him another room.
Leonard Shelby: So how many rooms am I checked into in this shit-hole?
Burt Hadley: Just two, so far.
Leonard Shelby: Well, at least you're being honest about ripping me off.
Burt Hadley: Well, you're not gonna remember anyway.
Leonard Shelby: You don't have to be *that* honest, Burt.
Burt Hadley: Leonard, always get a receipt.
Leonard Shelby: That's good advice. I'll have to write that down.
I wanna remember us just as we are now.Benjamin Button
Plutarch Heavensbee: Listen to me, no one else can do this but her.
President Coin: She won’t be able to handle it. The Games destroyed her.
Audrey, good news, both my legs are broken so they can't take me straight to jail.Fletcher
Lightning: You got an iPad?
Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Nah, I got a regular couch.
She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.Kathryn