Dr Ray Stantz: This is a major disgrace. Forget MIT or Stanford now. They wouldn't touch us with a 10-meter cattle prod.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're always so concerned about your reputation. Einstein did his best stuff when he was working as a patent clerk!
Dr Ray Stantz: Do you know how much a patent clerk earns?
Dr. Peter Venkman: No!
Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30.Kim
Evelyn: Would you like to know what heaven looks like?
He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them.Sheila
Man at Gas Station: Is there something wrong?
Anton Chigurh: With what?
Man at Gas Station: With anything?
Anton Chigurh: Is that what you're asking me? Is there something wrong with anything?
I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.Becca
[with arms around Jack] C'mon now, you're sleepin' on your feet like a horse. My mama used to say that to me when I was little. And sing to me...Ennis Del Mar
Very funny, George. This one will make you laugh.Jake Green
[shoots George in the foot]
I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.Mr. Garrison
Mr. Potato Head: How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Rex: Everyone else was picked.
Willy Wonka: Don't you know what this is?
Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it's gum.
Willy Wonka: Wrong! It's the most amazing, fabulous, sensational gum in the whole world.
Violet Beauregarde: What's so fab about it?
Willy Wonka: This little piece of gum is a three-course dinner.
Mr. Salt: Bull.
Willy Wonka: No, roast beef. But I haven't got it quite right yet.
"The very scent of her takes away the smell of the camp." Do you compose verse, Inspector, and keep it under your pillow?Hannibal Lecter