Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.

John Winger

It's talking, Merry. The tree is talking.

Pippin

I'm Gotham's reckoning.

Bane

You were right Smith. You're always right. It was inevitable.

Neo

Fuck it, let's have a barbecue!

Elvis

Wooderson: Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fuckin' muscle.

Welcome to the war.

Griffin

[as they are called back into the office for their first interview] We're here to fuck shit up!

Dale Doback

Buttercup: You can die too for all I care!
Westley: As... you... wish!
Buttercup: Oh my Westley! What have I done?

Thurgood Jenkins: [to Mary Jane] Listen, I really like you. I was just wondering maybe if you're interested we can go out later and get some ice cream or something...
Scarface: OOH! MOTHER FUCKER SAID ICE CREAM!
Brian: BLAH BLAH ICE CREAM! YOU'RE SUCH A DORK, MAN!
Thurgood Jenkins: Damn!

Sam: Tickle is my favorite thing in the whole world. It's all that's left of Nanny, my blanket.
Andrew Largeman: Tickle is all that remains. Was there a hurricane or something?
Sam: Shut up!

We had a report of a possible kidnapping. You haven't been kidnapped today, have you?
[Chuckles]

Mooney

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