Louise Sawyer: Decaf or regular?
Girl in diner: Uh, regular, please.
Louise Sawyer: You girls are kinda young to be smokin', dontcha think? Ruins your sex drive.

Van Wilder: But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down.
Suicidal Freshman: I don't have a pen.
Van Wilder: Well remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts, but I believe in you.

You get us the mission, we'll light up the board.

Colonel A.J. Bullard

No, I mean it, you've got a nice place. It's not every man that can live off the land, you know. You do your own thing in your own time. You should be proud.

Captain America

Can I have another one of these with some booze in it?

Phil

Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen of those since 1995.

Patrick Patrickson

Raphael: [to April in a menacing voice] Give me the camera.
Michelangelo: Oh look, he's doing his Batman voice...
Leonardo: Back off, Raph!

Lucius Malfoy: Your scar is legend. As of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.
Harry: Voldemort killed my parents, he was nothing more than a murderer.
Lucius Malfoy: Hmm, you must be very brave to mention his name... or very foolish.

Have you ever had a whitehead on your eyeball, Mary?

Dom

Who the hell said take the cricket from my hand?

Master Wong

Nurse at Ceylon hospital: [both characters are on the beach, discussing the evening's plans] I know, you're terribly sorry, but you'll have to break our date tonight.
Major Shears: You couldn't be more wrong!

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