Mrs. Pinnear: What does he want?
Francois Pienaar: I think he wants us to win the World Cup...

Raphael: Donnie!
Donatello: Batter up!

Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon - that's hard.

Scotty

[Joe wants to move out from Norma's house] No one ever leaves a star...

Norma Desmond

Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.

Tallahassee

Hey, unless you're gonna kiss me, get your hands off my ass.

McKenna

We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Back home, when I'd tell people what I do for a living, they'd think, "Well, yeah, that figures." But over here, it's a... a big mystery. So I guess I've changed some.

Captain Miller

Meredith Vickers: They were right...
Janek: You wanted them to be wrong?

It seems that Mr. Stokes has a grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys, on account of their rough and rowdy past.

Pappy O'Daniel

You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."

Jay

Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?

Fat Amy

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