Here goes nothing.

Lando Calrissian

George Hanson: [Drinking his Jim Beam] Here's the first of the day, fellas! To old D.H. Lawrence.
[He starts flapping one arm like a chicken]
George Hanson: Neh! Neh! Neh! Fuh! Fuh! Fuh! Indians.

How about a Fresca?

Judge Smails

Bill: How do I look?
The Bride: You look ready.

Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.

Jamie's Girlfriend

Luke: I don't, I don't believe it.
Yoda: That is why you fail.

Susan Cooper: Where'd you get a suit?
Rick Ford: I fucking made it, didn't I?

I have faith in you. Prove me right.

Zeus (to Theseus)

[talking to Deacon] I know you don't want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass.

Miles Logan

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Patrick Bateman

I shall count the sheep among my favored sheep and shall you the protection of all the angels in heaven.

Il Duce

Technically, we don't exist. We answer to no one. And when all else fails, we don't.


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