[shouting, smashing car with golf club] This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!Walter Sobchak
Kitty Fane: Do you absolutely despise me?
Walter Fane: No I despise myself.
Kitty Fane: Why?
Walter Fane: For allowing myself to love you once.
Fritz: Look, honey, Italian food!
Petunia: I WANTED A SLOPPY JOE!
Four turtles, one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?Vernon Fenwick
Big Black Guy: You beatin' 10 cops. How come I don't see no bruises on you?
Billy Ray Valentine: 'Cause I'm a karate man, see! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker!
Sam Witwicky: You don't stop, you don't hide. You run. You understand me?
Ron Witwicky: We're all going together!
Reporter: Mr. Carter, now that you're free, are you still going to be "The Hurricane"
Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter: Oh, I'll always be the "Hurricane," and a hurricane is beautiful.
Put it on my tab.Dan Burns
Nadia: [takes off her panties]
Jim: Holy shit.
Finch: HOLY SHIT!
Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy shit!
Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit!
We don't need two cars, we have a car. Not one of those cheap new things made of chromium and spit, an Isotta-Fraschini. Have you ever heard of Isotta-Fraschini? All handmade. Cost me $28,000.Norma Desmond
I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.Dr. Lester
Walter: [whispering] I think we should call security.
Deb: [whispering] Good idea.
Buddy: [whispering] I like to whisper too!