Mel: So, what did you do in school today?
Cher: Well, I broke in my purple clogs.

That's funny, that plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops.

Man at Prairie Crossing

You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.

Trent

You suck! Jackass!

Donald

[spots Hooper playing solitaire] Stop playin' with yourself, Hooper.

Quint

There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can't explain what happened.

Shmi Skywalker

Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
Machete: Machete improvises.

Natalie Hegalhuzen: Nice office.
Marsha Dillon: It's bullet-proof.

Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: Jane, can I have $50?
Jane: No.
Kevin: [takes hand lovingly] Jane, I REALLY need $50, can i have the $50?
Jane: [hesitant] ... No?
Kevin: [laughing] See? That was good!
[grabs Jane's drink]
Kevin: Jane, can I have your drink?
Jane: Sure.

Stan: Hey, guys. Do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Kyle: The what?
Cartman: What, is that like finding Jesus or something?

Cassie: Are you scared?
Capa: When a Stellar Bomb is triggered, very little will happen at first -and then a spark, will pop into existance, and it will hang for an instant, hovering in space and then, it will split into two, and those will split again, and again, and again... detonation beyond all imaging - the big bang on a small scale. - a new star born out of a dying one... I think it will be beautiful... No, i'm not scared
Cassie: ...I am.

Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.

Agent Irina Spalko

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