Scarlet: it all makes sense. they're executing code red. Step 1: kill the infected. Step 2: containment. if containment cannot be done then, step 3: extermination

Sean Parker: One suggestion: Get rid of the "the". Just *Facebook*. Flows better.

Bridget von Hammersmark: There have been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. One, the venue has been changed from the Ritz to a much smaller venue.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Enormous changes at the last minute? That's not very "Germatic." Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar?
Bridget von Hammersmark: It probably has something to do with the second development.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Which is?
Bridget von Hammersmark: [sits up] The Führer is attending the premiere.

I'm very little! You cheat very big!

Short Round

Sig Poliakoff: You're the wrong shape. Goodbye!
Joe: What are you looking for - hunchbacks or something?
Sig Poliakoff: It's not the backs that worry me.

Holy crap balls.

Flint Lockwood

The only person standing in your way is you.

Thomas Leroy

Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

Harry Burns

Prepare to get fucked by the long dick of the law.

Officer Michaels

When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer.

Jamal Malik

Hey, hey, Terminal Entertainment? This is a crime scene, all right?

Detective Wallace

[Han Sing starts attacking the gang] The hell what Mac said, somebody kill that son of a bitch!


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