Marty McFly, Jr.: Hey, Gram, could you just stuff the whole thing in my mouth?
Middle-Aged Marty: Don't you be a smart-ass!

Trudeau: Okay, we've got a body in the morgue that seems to have died twice. Now, assuming this isn't a computer error, what do we assume?
John McClane: That someone's about to seriously fuck with this airport.

[to his daughter Lucilla] If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made.

Marcus Aurelius

[laughs] Ooh! Woo! Trying to impress your date, huh?

Chase Collins

Trish: Are you out of your mind? What are you doing here?
Han Sing: I missed you.
Trish: You missed me? I'm gonna miss you when my father finds out you're here.

Carl Fredricksen: You'd better get up, Russell. Or else, the tigers will come and eat you.
Russell: Tigers don't live in South America. Zoology.

Dan Foreman: You're pregnant? Holy crap! Does it feel like a boy?
Ann Foreman: Right now it feels like the stomach flu.

Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.

James: Today is your training day. You got one day and one day only to show me what you got.
Ben: Bring it on.

I was the only guy who disagreed with the cops - and I had brain damage.

Leonard Shelby

[to The Terminator] Now don't take this the wrong way, but you're a terminator, right?

John Connor

Jesse: Told you. Endings are the best part.
Beca: You're such a weirdo.

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