Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yes, but they were all bad!

You're a funny guy - but looks aren't everything.

Sport

Le Chiffre: You've changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I do hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire?
James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.

15 kilos of cocaine? That's nothing. I piss 15 kilos.

George

[narrarating] Ace got my son Little Nicky involved with Little League and it was great. Turns out to be one of the other coaches was a fuckin' metro intelligence cop. But it didn't matter. I mean it was all about the kids, you know.

Nicky Santoro

Flint: And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because...
Bile: Uh... it could let in a draft?
Henry J. Waternoose: It could let in a child.

Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.

Doug Butabi

Mitch: Beanie, you remember Cheese, Rodney's kid brother?
Dean Pritchard: Actually, my name's not Cheese anymore. It's Gordon Pritchard.
Beanie: Oh yeah. Cheeeeeese. Yeah, didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
Dean Pritchard: Yea, I got out.
Beanie: Cool man. Good. Glad you did.

Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.

The Mayor

Bingo! Right in the blowhole!

Mr. Wong

Leon the Snowman: By the way don't eat the yellow snow.
Buddy: Oh, I know that.

CQ, this is W9GFO. CQ, this is W9GFO here. Come back?

Young Ellie

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