The art of survival is a story that never ends.Irving Rosenfeld
Mr. Rad: Okay, let's settle down. Let's settle down, now. Now, by round of applause, you decide who the baddest crew is tonight. Let's hear it for Vick's crew.
Mr. Rad: All right, let's hear it for David and Elgin's crew.
Mr. Rad: Well, well, well. Seems to me like the money in the hat goes to David and Elgin.
Every day above ground is a good day.Bernstein
Rachel Keller: Kate told you she was going to die?
Aidan Keller: She said she didn't have enough time.
I know everything there is to know about the greatest game ever invented.Wilbur 'Shooter' Flatch
Jake Sully: It's over.
Col. Quaritch: Nothing's over while I'm breathing.
Jake Sully: I was kinda hoping you'd say that.
Philip Henslowe: Mr. Fennyman, allow me to explain about the theatre business. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster.
Hugh Fennyman: So what do we do?
Philip Henslowe: Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well.
Hugh Fennyman: How?
Philip Henslowe: I don't know. It's a mystery.
Henry Sherman: Call me Henry.
Chas: I prefer Mr. Sherman.
Ethel: Call him Henry.
Chas: Why? I don't know him that well.
Ethel: You've known him for ten years.
Dude, am I ugly?Klitz
Hobson: Arthur, get in the car.
Arthur: No! It is ok, Hobson can't tell me what to do.
Hobson: Yes, I can. I work for her mother.
Hobson: Bitterman, open the door.
Arthur: Bitterman close that door.
You start wondering, is it in my genes? Am I going to flip out one day?Isabella Rossi
Pitka: How do you do? Shrimp?
Coach Cherkov: What did you call me?
Pitka: I'm sorry I didn't catch your gnome. NAME! You are a midget.