Indiana Jones: Come on, dad. Help me get us out of here. We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.
Professor Henry Jones: But you said he had a two-day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.
Indiana Jones: Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.

Young Jennifer: I'm old!
Old Jennifer: I'm young!

Jane Burnham: Are you scared?
Ricky Fitts: I don't get scared.
Jane Burnham: My parents will try to find me.
Ricky Fitts: Mine won't.

You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.

Peter Quill

Vanellope von Schweetz: I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna--oh, wait--do you know how to drive?
Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah... I mean I haven't done it, but--look, I flew a spaceship today, OK?
Vanellope von Schweetz: You crashed it.

Luther: How much did you lose?
Johnny Hooker: [winces] All of it.
Luther: In one damn night? What are you spraying money around like that for, you could've been nailed.
Johnny Hooker: I checked the place first. There were no dicks in there.
Luther: But you're a con man! And you blew it like a pimp!

It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes.

Jackie Moon

Gosh, you've... really got some nice toys here.

Batty

Is your child in dire jeopardy? Find out tonight, after the game.

Evan Baxter

Mary Boleyn: I didn't betray you. You do know that?
Anne Boleyn: All I know is that a man who didn't know who you were was with you in that room for a half-hour and came out completely besotted!

Larry: Is he a good fuck?
Anna: Don't do this.
Larry: Just answer the question! Is he good?
Anna: Yes.
Larry: Better than me?
Anna: Different.
Larry: Better?
Anna: Gentler.
Larry: What does that mean?
Anna: You know what it means.
Larry: Tell me!
Anna: No.
Larry: I treat you like a whore?
Anna: Sometimes.
Larry: Why would that be?

Initiative comes to thems that wait.

Alex

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