Chick: I've never told anyone this before, but I hate flying. So it would be an awful shame to die now.
Rockhound: You think that's bad? I owe 100 grand to a fat-ass loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Chick: Boy, that's bad.

[practicing his manners] It's a pleasure too meet you! It's a pleasure too meet you

Eggs

Dr. Lars: It's too early to know who's winning the fight: the medicine or the disease.
George Simmons: Did anybody ever tell you, you have a very scary accent?
Dr. Lars: You are a very funny man. I enjoy your movies.
George Simmons: And I enjoy all of your movies.
Dr. Lars: [surprised] Which movies?
George Simmons: The ones where you try to kill Bruce Willis.

That's my bad, I was sending a tweet.

Ted

Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

Prime Minister

Mr. Dryden: Lawrence, only two kinds of creature get fun in the desert T.E. Lawrence: No, Dryden, it's going to be fun. Mr. Dryden: It is recognized that you have a funny sense of fun.

[narrating] How could she breathe in that house full of Norma Desmonds? Around every corner, Norma Desmonds... more Norma Desmonds... and still more Norma Desmonds.

Joe Gillis

Emilie Warnock: I'm gonna ask you a few questions. Do you dream while you're under?
Hydell: I'm gonna dream about you.
Hock: Do you wanna test me?
[Hydell stands to retaliate but Hock slams his down on the table]
Hock: Sit down!
Emilie Warnock: He's got a gun!

The Power of Christ compels you!

Father Merrin, Father Damien Karras

Julianne Potter: You're going to humiliate me, aren't you?
George Downes: Only if I can.

Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Suess?
Dionne: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack.
Cher: It's faux.

Lord Cutler Beckett: No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm as your father believes.
Elizabeth Swann: Then what is?
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.

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